SPILL THE TEA!
Who, what, when, where, how — file a tip, watch the newsroom rate it, then let the mob upgrade or torch it.
The mill awaits its first whisper.
Got a tip? Fill in the five Ws — the newsroom rates it instantly and the mob decides if it sticks.
Be the First★ Warning: gossip may contain traces of truth ★
ARMORYVEND-A-RAMA LOAD & FIRE
DROP A TOKEN —pick a bay, mash the joystick, and the assembly line goes BZZT-CLANG-WHIRR! A freshly forged meme rolls off the line, blue sparks and all. Made to specification by an underpaid robot with three union grievances and a grudge against your timeline.
- 1. Load token. Slap cabinet if it eats your credit.
- 2. Joystick to bay. Hit FIRE. Don't aim at family.
- 3. Collect ordnance from chute. Mind the barrel.
Warning: payload may cause uncontrolled cackling, group-chat exile, and the sudden urge to email your senator a JPEG. Operator unbothered. Recoil sold separately.
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